Welcome to my brain

May 29

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

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  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
May 29

When your jam comes on in the car.

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This should be my motivation to work out…

This should be my motivation to work out…

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twistedsickkkk:

thefingerfucker:

inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

oh my god

the guy that plays the green one is just like “I regret EVERY THING”

wut